Excel ([info]latrine_orderly) wrote,
2006-01-19 09:14:00
Latrine orderly in Questions Later
In this action-packed travesty, [info]latrine_orderly (Catherine Zeta-Jones) is an elite marine with a dislike for corn chips. She must get to [info]slightly_anemic (Salma Hayek) before her former partner, [info]i_elgala (Lucy Liu), blackmails her. Wasting no time, she attempts a break-in at a hidden submarine, twenty-two days too late. You'll be tired of this movie before the first shot rings out.
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[info]heaven_shark

January 19 2006, 20:43:59 UTC 6 years ago

Heaven shark in Made of Honour
Set on a space station four years from now, [info]heaven_shark (Daniel Radcliffe) turns out to be a prototype robot that can simulate emotion or something. Car chases result. Simultaneously, [info]latrine_orderly (Katie Holmes) is schooled in the ways of [info]lookstasty (James Van Der Beek), earning herself five diplomas. You'll walk into this movie planning to love it or hate it, and you will walk out having not loved it.
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[info]latrine_orderly

January 19 2006, 20:48:02 UTC 6 years ago

Five diplomas, huh?
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