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Excel Saga is the best manga EVER so there [21 Apr 2009|12:33am]
HOLY SHITCollapse )
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M-M-M-MEME [19 Apr 2009|12:19am]
I'd do that meme but I don't know anything about .hack except the one time I watched two DVDs of the anime I was so bored that I very nearly repressed the memory of it. [CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT]

ANYWAY COMMENT HERE AND I'LL RELATIONSHIP MEME YOU BY SEARCHING FOR RANDOM THINGS ON PHOTOBUCKET AND PICKING THE FIRST ONE THAT MAKES ME LAUGH.

I play Excel and Gourry and some other characters I guess.
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KER-MEME [11 Apr 2009|06:02pm]
Poll #1381982 Canon familiarity poll

Which of my characters' canons are you familiar with?

Excel/Il Palazzo/Misaki (Excel Saga (ANSWER FOR THE MANGA ONLY PLS))
5(15.2%)
Gourry Gabriev (Slayers)
7(21.2%)
Mao (Disgaea 3)
1(3.0%)
Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street)
5(15.2%)

And dropped characers:

James (Pokemon)
1(2.2%)
Cartman (South Park)
2(4.3%)
Flonne (Disgaea)
0(0.0%)
Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal Rising, the worst book ever)
0(0.0%)
Franziska von Karma (Phoenix Wright)
2(4.3%)
Touga Kiryuu (Utena)
1(2.2%)
Guybrush Threepwood (Monkey Island)
0(0.0%)
NONE AT ALL, I LIVE UNDER TEN ROCKS ON THE MOON
4(8.7%)
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HAVEN'T DONE THIS FOR AWHILE [02 Mar 2009|03:55pm]
CURRENT:

Excel (latrine_orderly): 41,243 comments (55.89%), played since 2005-06-24 (1,348 days at 31 comments/day)
Il Palazzo (ilpacock): 15,117 comments (20.48%), played since 2005-07-28 (1,314 days at 12 comments/day)
Gourry Gabriev (gourys_usernaem): 4,981 comments (6.75%), played since 2008-06-28 (248 days at 20 comments/day)
Mao (no_dad_no): 1,353 comments (1.83%), played since 2008-09-02 (182 days at 7 comments/day)

DROPPED:

James (flaming_moltres): 1,743 comments (2.36%), played from 2005-08-18 to 2005-11-15 (90 days at 19 comments/day)
Eric Cartman (screw__u__guys): 764 comments (1.04%), played from 2006-01-10 to 2006-04-08 (88 days at 9 comments/day)
Flonne (love_flower): 2,531 comments (3.43%), played from 2006-10-07 to 2007-04-13 (189 days at 13 comments/day)
Hannibal Lecter (in_good_taste): 567 comments (0.77%), played from 2007-02-24 to 2007-05-20 (85 days at 7 comments/day)
Franziska von Karma (1) (that_devo_song): 2,243 comments (3.04%), played from 2007-01-28 to 2007-08-01 (185 days at 12 comments/day)
Franziska (2) (that_devo_song): 1,327 comments (1.80%), played from 2008-03-01 to 2008-10-28 (241 days at 6 comments/day)
Guybrush Threepwood (for_ten_minutes): 152 comments (0.21%), played from 2007-07-28 to 2007-09-01 (36 days at 4 comments/day)
Misaki Matsuya (office_ranger): 1,778 comments (2.41%), played from 2007-07-02 to 2008-08-09 (405 days at 4 comments/day)

Total comment count: 73,799 since 2005-06-24 (1348 days at 55 comments/day)

...lol I forgot Touga
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DROP MEME [26 Dec 2008|07:14pm]
FUCK YEAH MEMECollapse )
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HAVE A MERRY FREAKING CHRISTMAS [19 Dec 2008|04:49pm]
Excel uses her ACROSShood as an excuse not to get anything for anyone, so there.

Except she gets Umi this. And probably brings some homemade food to Ma and Pa. :x

Il Palazzo got Excel every animal from Australia. All of them. Even the extinct ones. Especially the extinct ones.

Also, having forgotten that Mia and God left camp, he got them a golden Leia bikini and revised bible (complete with red marks and footnotes) respectively. He'll probably be insulted when these gifts do not magically disappear. >|

Gourry completely forgets about Christmas, notices Lina's gift for him, dashes out into the woods, and grabs the first thing he sees. Luckily, it's a chicken, and she knows EXACTLY what she's supposed to do with it.

Mao got Almaz a bumper sticker that says, "MY OVERLORD IS AN EVIL ACADEMY HONOR STUDENT" and also he ordered some "implants" which Almaz will dispose of as quickly and quietly as possible if he has any sense of self-preservation.
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December 2008 YKO [27 Nov 2008|04:43pm]
I'll do a chapter summary when I have slightly more Japanese-language software at my disposal. For now, enjoy these magical, magical scans, which come...

STRAIGHT FROM THE BRAIN OF ELGALACollapse )
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OFFSCREEN MEME [20 Nov 2008|03:51pm]
DOES MY CHARACTER DO ANYTHING WITH YOURS OFFSCREEN? WHY NOT?
Comment here to see where our characters are crossing paths, and where they're meeting up offscreen. Let's see if we can figure something out.

Ok, so I suck at getting anything done for the past couple of months (to my credit, my Excel has had amnesia for a helluva lot less than she did in canon), Excel/Teriha has essentially sequestered herself to Shiouji’s cabin, and unless I’m playing her, she ONLY associates with him and Umi. She rarely leaves the cabin by herself, and doesn’t talk to anyone if Umi isn’t with her. FEEL FREE TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER ASSUME SHE LEFT CAMP FOR ALL IC ARE. However, she might be seen lurking around outside Boys’ 3 or the Secret Volcano Base, trying to work up the courage to go inside. BAAWWWWW etc.  :’(  

HOWEVER! Normally Excel is everywhere. EVERYWHERE. She is always dashing about; sometimes trying to lurk in the shadows, sometimes being loud and obnoxious, but usually being loud and obnoxious while trying to lurk in the shadows, and especially where food can be found. She used to live in Boys' 3, and will probably move back there once she's back to normal. One place in particular where Excel can be spotted is the bathrooms, which she periodically cleans.

Il Palazzo is probably not a common sight, being the recluse that he is. If I'm not playing him, assume he's hiding away in his secret base.

Gourry lives in... jeez... Girls 11 I think? I THINK? The one that Lina lives in. His favorite place ever is THE MESS HALL. Because he is Gourry. He's out and about a lot, since he likes to wander around. Also may be seen doing reckless things he just hasn't noticed are reckless, like fishing in the lake or having picnics in places heavily-infested with gorillas and so on and so forth. Of course, the majority of his time is spent following Lina around like a lost puppy.

Mao lives in an underground lab and spends most of his time there. He does come up whenever he wants something, like food or specimens or to try to peek into the girls' shower while breathing heavily  MAYBE I SHOULD SAVE THAT ONE FOR A POST.
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MINI-HIATUS!! [10 Nov 2008|10:28pm]
Okay, so I've been pretty busy out here, and Gourry's paid time ran out, so I think it's time I declare MINI-HIATUS! Until at least the 19th, but proooooobably more like the 21st. Also I want to put off paying for Gourry's account until December 'cause I'm a freaking cheapskate. Will be online sporadically, but just that!

ETA: capt_liarpants IS MY HERO
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November 2008 YKO [26 Oct 2008|08:57pm]
SUMMARY OF THIS CHAPTER, AS BEST AS I CAN UNDERSTAND IT! /o/Collapse )

LONG STORY SHORT, EXCEL SUDDENLY HAS SUPER-STRENGTH. Well, maybe not so suddenly! There was that time she karate-chopped her way out of Shiouji's reinforced van, and the way she used to fight with cyborg-Iwata, and she's always been able to easily pick up Hyatt, who's gotta weigh as much as she does... but jeez, she couldn't pick up freaking Ropponmatsu I last time.

IS THIS A SIGN THAT EXCEL IS FINALLY REALIZING HER PRINCESSY POTENTIAL!?!?!?!?!?!?

GIVE HER A FEW MORE VOLUMES AND I BET SHE'LL HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS.





...I fucking love my canon, you guys.
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EXCEL HAS A TON OF SHIT IN HER JOURNAL [24 Sep 2008|01:37pm]
ESSAYS AND JUNK:

My original app - Every time I look at it I think of how much better an app I'd write now, haha. Actually I have a really fantastic one written just in case I drop her and then change my mind.
Bi-Canon (3/10/06) - This one doesn't apply to Excel at all anymore, since at some point I phased out what little anime she had left in her, but it still applies to Il Palazzo a little. That and I can't delete it because someday I want to rewrite it for my Excel Saga fanshrine.
Random Facts - Sorely outdated, but most of it is still applicable.
Il Palazzo's Random Facts meme needs a serious rehaul, though
MANGA QUOTES(5/21/06) - THESE ARE AWESOME. AWESOME LIKE THE MANGA IS AWESOME.
Why Excel Loves Rain Man (06/17/06) - I DON'T CARE IF HE'S DROPPED. Inui gets his own essay 'cause he's 100% love.
Stuff that goes on in Excel's head without anyone noticing, including her (06/26/06)
THE STRANGE ANATOMY OF LORD ILPACOCK (06/28/06) - 8D 8D 8D (BEST THING ON THIS ENTIRE LIST)
How Il Palazzo really feels about Excel (8/29/06) - Oh, Il Palazzo. You're such an asshole.
http://latrine-orderly.livejournal.com/76844.html#cutid1 - Camp ID cards. Has characters I dropped but it doesn't matter because Touga's is totally fabulous.
On Teriha (3/25/08) - That's basically how I feel about that.
Malaria in Solaria? The Backstory Lacks Glory! (3/26/08) - Obligatory "wtf is Solaria" essay
TERIHA TIEM! (9/20/08) - What to expect from Teriha in camp

Current Player Meme
Current Stats/Permissions
Fall schedule


RECS AND PIMPING
Fic recs
AMV recs
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Yes I redid my stats/permissions meme to reflect Excel's wacky new canon height. SO SUE ME. [24 Sep 2008|01:02pm]
Excel

Age:
CLASSIFIED but old enough to buy beer.
Height: 5'7" lololol
Medical Info: 20/20 vision. Healthy despite poor diet. Prone to amnesia.
Eyes: Green
Hair: Blonde
Physical traits: Nothin' fancy.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Anything. Absolutely anything. Though it annoys the crap out of me if you call her "Excel Excel" because the anime doesn't count and the dub doesn't count TIMES TEN THOUSAND.
Abilities: Can do anything that's funny. Is better/stronger/faster than a normal person, which probably only makes her like average for anime/manga characters, so there you go.

Is now a master of technology. CAN NOW LIFT A THOUSAND POUND ROBOT AND THROW IT OVER HER SHOULDER!?!?!?!!??! Wh-whatcha doin' there, canon?
Notes for the Psychics: There are lots of blank spots in Excel's head where things should be. Her conscious mind is always chaotic, zipping here and there and everywhere. She's also got a serious genius-level intelligence in there, even if she doesn't like. Actually use it for anything.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Yep
Maim/Murder/Death: Fuck yeah
Cooking: Mostly she's a functional cook, 'cause she likes things plain (read: cheap). She can make it tasty if she needs to, though.


Il Palazzo

Age:
CLASSIFIED.
Height: If Excel is 5'7" he's got to be at LEAST 67"
Medical Info: Is human-ish,and may or may not have been human in the past, but I wouldn't call him human now. Will never require medical treatment, so it doesn't much matter.
Eyes: Gold, slitted.
Hair: Canon pictures show it being everywhere in the spectrum between purple and green, but I'mma call it silver.
Physical traits: Ridiculously strong. Ridiculously hot. Upside-down penis which may ormay not be several feet long, based on the only doujinshi I've ever found with the Ilpacock in it.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Anything! If you can get a reaction out of Il Palazzo, YOU WIN! 8D
Abilities: Il Palazzo can basically do just about anything. Except play guitar.
Notes for the Psychics: Il Palazzo is kinda psychic himself sorta, possibly, unless he's a robot, which is possible, but let's just say he's psychic, and in any event you see nothing. Brickwall. But despite that, he probably radiates negativity.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Probably /o/
Maim/Murder/Death: You can try, but if he were a Disgaea character, he'd be on level 9,999. ARE YOU THE REAL LEGENDARY OVERLORD!?
Cooking: Ha, like you could make Il Palazzo cook.
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IT'S TERIHA TIEM!! [20 Sep 2008|05:51pm]
Man cannot live off Hippo of Traumatic Amnesia alone, and with Umi comin' to camp, it's time for me to fully enjoy my Jossin'!

SO HERE'S SOME NOTES ON TERIHA:
  • Teriha does not remember you, but she will recognize that you are someone she is supposed to know.

  • However, she also knows about the other Excel, so if you say "Excel" she'll likely assume you're talking about someone else.

  • If Teriha remembers anything about you, it will be the worst thing that happened to her while in your company. For example, if she sees Ari, she'll remember being hit by cars. 8D

  • Excel is weirdly afraid of television, but Teriha loves it. She also reads a helluva lot. Excel never goes to the library, but Teriha will spend most of her time there.

  • And due to reading lots of Shiouji's technical manuals, Teriha is suddenly quite tech-savvy.

  • She is afraid of everything. Everything, everything, everything. Things that wouldn't make Excel bat an eye.

  • She's afraid of everyone, too. The singular exception to this rule is Umi.

  • She desperately wants to see Il Palazzo again, but she's not confident enough to approach him. BAAAAWWWWWWLARIOUS!

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This is the worst thing I have ever written [05 Sep 2008|01:33am]
Turducken Fuckin': A Love StoryCollapse )
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FUCK YEAH COLOR [24 Aug 2008|12:45pm]
THE NEW CHAPTER HAS LIKE EIGHT FULL-COLOR PAGES

THOUGH I ONLY SCANNED A COUPLE THAT WERE RELEVANT TO MY ICONS.

I love how Excel has their cardboard box house rigged up with lights and a satellite dish and a computer she clearly swiped from some junkyard somewhere. I need to canon update her so she can be all tech-savvy. Though some part of me will miss the Excel who is unnerved by such words as "mouse" and "click" and "on button."

ETA: I just noticed something. In the color pages, Excel has no bra, but as soon as you get to the black and white, she does. FUSHIGI MYSTERY.
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[19 Aug 2008|02:58pm]
ICON MEMECollapse )
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Is it that time again? [21 Jul 2008|07:30pm]
I want me some of that relationship/essay/whatever meme everyone else is doing.

I play: Excel/Il Palazzo/Misaki/Franziska/Gourry. Have previously played James #1, Eric Cartman, Flonne, Hannibal Lecter, Guybrush Threepwood, and Touga Kiryuu.

ETA: For some reason I appear to be answering these with completely different characters than were asked about. Very possibly because I'm too lazy to actually essay. IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME. YOU KNOW WHAT I'mma answer each one the laziest way I can think of. :Db
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Voice Post [03 Jul 2008|01:07pm]
VoicePost
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[16 May 2008|03:13am]
With everybody (or... like three of us) all into Sims, I thought I'd share some of the Sims 2 screencaps I have lying around.

KER-SIMSCollapse )
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[06 May 2008|01:29am]
Consider this the exact same meme that is on everyone else's journals, with the asking and re-asking and so on.

PS. If you can't think of anything to ask me, ask me how ACROSS is going to conquer your character's world.

PPS. OH YEAH. I play Excel and Il Palazzo and some other chick from Excel Saga and also Touga and whip lawyer. I used to play Flonne and I had this really brief stint where I thought I could play Hannibal Lecter and also there were some other characters too I guess.
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